Phoebe: It's confusing because there's a picture of poor workers on the packet so I assumed it was fair trade.

Mel: Deceitful packaging.

Jones: They're not exactly going to put a picture of a fat man in a bowler hat throwing money in the air on the packet are they?

Tom Basden's play Assembly premiered at HighTide Festival 2007 and it transfered to the Hay-on-Wye Festival in 2008. It was then developed and staged in a new production as Party in Edinburgh Festival 2009, winning a Fringe First Award. This production transferred to the Arts Theatre, London in 2010.

Cast
Jared Samuel Hodges

Phoebe Eleanor Matsuura

Jones Eddie Redmayne

Mel Charlie Covell

Duncan Tom Basden